You’ve had some naughty days this week, and now your gonna pay. Get out all your spanking implements now and put them on the kitchen table. Pull down your pants and underwear; on punishment day, I expect naughty boys to spend the whole day with their underwear pulled down to their knees.
It’s Friday: time to get the bare-bottom chastisement you deserve!
Confess to Miss Laia your naughty misdeeds (by adding a comment to this blog post) and I’ll assign you a self spanking punishment that fits the crime.
Happy Confession Day!
Miss Laia
You’ve been bad. Bend over, pull down your pants, and get the butt-blistering, seat scorching punishment you’ve earned. Click here for 7 Days of Authentic Disciplinary Guided Self-Spanking Podcasts, (plus two extra personalized podcasts made just for you!).
Plank
February 3, 2012 at 7:50 am
Maam, I have been masterbating without your permission and my new apartment is still not unpacked.
misslaiaspanks
February 3, 2012 at 8:03 am
Dear Plank,
That was very naughty of you!
Unpack today. Do it in 10 minute sessions. After each 10 minute session, give yourself 50 hard smacks or lashes across your bare bottom. Alternate between a hairbrush, a bath brush, and a leather paddle or strap.
Tonight, before you go to bed, you will play with yourself to climax. Afterwards, you will give yourself 100 lashes with the leather paddle/strap.
Miss Laia
badfranz
February 3, 2012 at 8:04 am
Ma;am i wasted four hours downloading porn and watching it. I also took money from my girlfriends purse with out asking…………
misslaiaspanks
February 3, 2012 at 9:03 am
Play with yourself until you climax. Then march into the bedroom: pants down; underwear bunched around your thighs; hairbrush, bathbrus, and leather strap in hand. Give yourself 200 rapid and continuous spanks with each implement. Between implements, do the following: 1) Write a letter of apology to your girlfriend. 2) Remove all porn from all your devices.
Afterwards, download a parental control onto your devices, and set it strictly. Then email a trusted friend (or me!) the password so that they can change it. That way, you’ll never have access to that stuff again.
badfranz
February 3, 2012 at 3:37 pm
Ma’am my self punishment is complete except i cant install a parental control because i am a adult webmaster and have to access sites. I deleted all of my porn (68 Gigs worth) and deleted any porn related bookmarks. Thank you for your concern and punishment. I am very sore now..
Jeffrey
February 3, 2012 at 8:33 am
I bounced a check and was short with my girlfriend. I was very disrespectful and a very bad boy.
misslaiaspanks
February 3, 2012 at 9:08 am
Naughty boys who disrespect their girlfriends get a very sore bottom, everytime.
For offense 1: Apologize to your girlfriend ASAP.
Deliver 200 biting slaps across your bare bottom with a heavy wooden hairbrush. Then, give yourself an additional 50 spanks across your bare bottom every hour, on the hour. Tomorrow, you’ll repeat the 50 spank hourly punishment.
For offense 2: When you wake up Monday morning, deliver 75 hard spanks with the bathbrush, bare bottom.
Jeffrey
February 4, 2012 at 12:36 am
Ma’am I just got home from my second job. My girlfriend is out of town until tomorrow. I apologized already. May I please start my punishment tomorrow? I promise I will be good and not disrespect her ever again. 50 every hour all day please I will be a good boy please not every hour. May I ask for some corner time instead please oh please! I really am sorry
misslaiaspanks
February 4, 2012 at 7:17 am
Jeffrey,
Do the punishmnt I assigned you today.
Jeffrey
February 4, 2012 at 12:36 pm
Yes Ma’am I’m sorry I tried to get out of my punishment. I completed the first 200 and will continue unitl bed time. I promise I won’t ever disrespect my girlfried or any other woman again!
James
February 3, 2012 at 12:04 pm
I masturbated and wasted time instead of doing the cleaning I had to do.
David
February 3, 2012 at 12:14 pm
Ma’am, I have been wasting time surfing spanking porn on the internet.
prestio
February 3, 2012 at 12:47 pm
Dear Miss Laia,
I have to admit I did not do most of the assignment you gave me last week and I have not been girlie at all this week. But it was very very difficult and I could not go through all that. Sorry, sorrs, I misbehaved, but probably I needed some less drastic punishment. When I read your post today I have been with my briefs down all the time!
misslaiaspanks
February 3, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Dear Prestio,
Good for you for obeying me today! Your punishment is to take the rest of this month to give yourself the punishment I assigned originally. Break it up into however many little bits you need in order to be able to handle it, but get it all done by March 1. In the meantime, buy a girly diary and write in it once daily about how it feels to be transforming yourself into a perfectly behaved sissy.
Moosehunter
February 3, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Dear Miss Laia
I didn’t lose any weight in January, towards my goal of losing 15 pounds this year. I keep thinking about an exgirlfriend, she has a body like a Amazon and gave me many spankings.
misslaiaspanks
February 3, 2012 at 3:25 pm
Dear Moosehunter,
It’s ok to keep thinking about your ex, especially if she spanked that ass of yours on the regular. But you are absolutely not allowed to do anything else while “thinking about” your ex. Give yourself a solid 150 spanks with the bath brush for failing to make the necessary adjustments in your diet and exercise regimen. Afterwards, go to the gym right away and do your exercises with a sore behind. Give yourself a reminder spanking of 60 spanks with the hairbrush every morning until next Friday. At that point, we’ll see if your reminders need to continue or if you’re gonna continue to have a very sore bottom for the following week.
Tom
February 3, 2012 at 4:47 pm
Today was supposed to be a day of catching up, but instead I’ve spent most of it just sitting aroung. My room is a mess; it looks like a tornado has come through it. I’ve also been doing way too much procrastinating. This has been an on going problem all week, I just can’t seem to get started on the work I need to do and as a result I’m now extremely behind…
misslaiaspanks
February 3, 2012 at 7:03 pm
Dear Tom,
Spend all day tomorrow cleaning your room and catching up. From 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. you will give yourself a 150-spank hairbrush. You need to deliver all 150 spanks within 5 minutes and then return immediately to work. Naturally, all spankings will be applied to your bare bottom. You also need to march over to stickk.com and create a goals profile ASAP. Check in with me after tomorrow and let me know how it goes.
peter
February 3, 2012 at 4:57 pm
I peeked in a room where 6 girls were changing for swimming. I am 23 and my miss is making me wear a girls one piece bathing suit all weekend. I was made to post here to find out what else I have to do
misslaiaspanks
February 3, 2012 at 7:06 pm
Dear Peter,
You’ll give yourself a thorough 250 smack spanking with the hairbrush in that bathing suit tomorrow morning. Then you’ll go outside and gather some switches. Tear up your bare bottom and thighs with the switches for 3 full minutes with the switches. Then, give yourself 75 extra-hard wallops with the bath brush. Afterwards, write a note of apology to me for doing something you KNOW I disapprove of!
Tj
February 3, 2012 at 5:17 pm
Ma’am this week I’ve caught myself thinking about spanking porn and spanking in general as opposed to working on my 8 computer programs that are due in a week. I’ve also lied and let myself off early from corner time. Please give me a punishment so I can learn to behave again?
misslaiaspanks
February 3, 2012 at 7:09 pm
Tj,
Play with yourself while thinking about how your about to get your ass spanked raw. After you climax, spend 10 minutes in the corner. Then take the bath brush and give yourself 150 hard smacks. You should deliver 1 smack per second. Afterwards, rub mineral oil on your bottom and lay across the bed. Deliver another 150 smacks with the hairbrush (2-3 smacks per second with the hairbrush). Finally, get your ass back in the corner and stay there for 30 whole minutes, with your nose pressed against the wall and your bare bottom on display.
Tj
February 3, 2012 at 8:40 pm
Thank you miss but that’s not all I’ve done. I thought I could get away with only telling you a few but I now feel guilty. I’ve also skipped workouts cheated on an exam and procrastinated chores (laundry dishes homework) along with lying and cheating myself out of corner time.
misslaiaspanks
February 4, 2012 at 7:02 am
Tj,
You’ve been very, very bad, and you won’t get away with it. You’re gonna get your naughty ass spanked raw over the course of the next two days.
This weekend, you will do the following at 8 am, 10 am, 12 noon, 2 pm, 4pm, and 6pm daily:
~200 spanks with the hairbrush
~200 spanks with the bath brush
~250 spanks with a leather belt or strap
Rub mineral oil on your bottom between implements and wait approximately 5 minutes before moving to the next implement. I fully expect about 30% of your waking hours to be involved in punishment for the next few days.
Every evening, from 8pm to 9pm, you’ll stick your ass in a corner and think about why you’re being punished.
Brad
February 3, 2012 at 6:09 pm
The day you gave me that punishment assignment was the only entirely productive day I’ve had this week. Not to say I haven’t gotten some things done, but I’m days behind where I should be on the best-paid project I’m working on, doing revisions and fact-checking on a manuscript.
misslaiaspanks
February 3, 2012 at 7:12 pm
Dear Brad,
Monday, Wednesday and Friday of this week you spank yourself once an hour on the hour as follows:
150 times with the hairbrush within 5 minutes, plus
50 times with the bath brush within 2 minutues.
You will complete this spanking routine once and hour, on the hour, from 7 am to 7 pm.
You will check in on Friday evening and tell me of your progress.
kris
February 3, 2012 at 6:46 pm
I have had several days to clean the house and i have not started
I have several boxes that need to be unpacked from the recent move
I am so lazy lately
misslaiaspanks
February 3, 2012 at 7:14 pm
Dear Kris,
Tomorrow morning when you first wake up, give yourself a brisk 400 smack spanking with the hairbrush. Then get to work unpacking. At noon, give yourself another. You are not allowed to go out at all until your home is clean, and when home you must spend all your waking hours with your underwear bunched up at your upper thigh and your bare bottom exposed for multiple spankings.
Shaky
February 3, 2012 at 8:26 pm
I spent several hours watching porn and masturbating without permission
I snooped through my girlfriend’s underwear drawer and took several pairs of thongs
misslaiaspanks
February 4, 2012 at 6:57 am
Shaky,
Return your girlfriend’s thongs now. Go buy three pairs of your own this morning (by noon). Today at noon, put on a pair, lay across two pillows on your bed give yourself a 300 smack bare bottom spanking with a heavy wooden hairbrush.
Then, while still wearing the thong, sit down at in a hard wooden chair and write 100 times: “I am NOT allowed to masturbate without Miss Laia’s permission.”
Following this, take your ass back over those pillows and give yourself another dose of 300 hard hairbrush smacks across your bare bottom.
Sunday, Monday and Tuesday you will repeat this exact punishment.
Kenny
February 3, 2012 at 9:07 pm
Ma’am, I just need my butt seriously blistered. I need a serious punishment
misslaiaspanks
February 4, 2012 at 7:04 am
Kenny,
Deliver 300 spanks across your bare bottom with the household implement of your choice. Make sure it’s one that is going to light your naughty ass on fire.
Then, pick another implement and give yourself ANOTHER 150 hard wallops just to drive the point home.
Bryan
February 3, 2012 at 9:10 pm
Bryan
I did not do my assigned punishment from the last time and house work still not done. I have also been short tempered while driving.
misslaiaspanks
February 4, 2012 at 7:14 am
Bryan,
Before you get in your car, bare your bottom and give yourself 75 hard hairbrush wallops. EVERY time you are in the car, you are gonna have a warm sensation in the seat of your pants of just having gotten a little “reminder” of how to behave on the road.
In addition, double last week’s punishment: do it today, tomorrow AND Monday.
Finally, keep a paddle or leather strap on the passenger’s side of your car, to remind you of the butt-blistering you’ll get if you DO go off on someone on the road.
Mel
February 3, 2012 at 9:18 pm
I was angry at my wife and smacked her butt really hard a few times.
misslaiaspanks
February 4, 2012 at 11:00 am
Dear Mel,
That was very naughty. Bare your bottom right now and go get the hairbrush. I mean this instant you naughty thing! Rub mineral oil over your butt and upper thighs. Lay across the bed propped up on two pillows. Set your timer or stopwatch to 5 minutes and wallop away. Spank continuously with hard smacks all over your bottom and upper thighs for the full 5 minutes. Make sure every inch of that bottom is crimson red. Spank rapidly (at LEAST 80 spanks per minute). When you are don with that, stand in the corner to 10 minutes thinking about how the ONLY person that’s gonna get spanked in your relationship is YOU. Then sit down and write this line out 50 times: “I’m the only one that gets my bare bottom blistered in this house.” Finally, lay yourself back over the pillows and deliver 100 hard smacks with the hairbrush across your sore behind. This evening, apologize to your wife for losing your temper and spend a nice romantic evening with her.
Billy
February 3, 2012 at 9:40 pm
I masturbated to internet spanking porn and disrespected a lady at work today. I need to be taught a good lesson.
misslaiaspanks
February 4, 2012 at 11:05 am
Dear Billy,
You will march your naughty ass into the bedroom and grab the bath brush. Spank yourself 200 times, hard, right across your bare bottom. Afterwards, write a letter of apology to that woman and deliver it into her hands on Monday.
Then, get back in the bedroom and grab the leather belt or strap. You are going to get your bare bottom whipped into obedience! Give yourself 400 hard lashes with the leather implement. Stand in the corner for 10 minutes to think about how naughty you’ve been.
All day today, you’ll stay at home bare bottom with your underwear pulled down to constantly remind you that your bottom is ALWAYS available for a SPANKING from Miss Laia.
Billy
February 4, 2012 at 11:24 pm
Youch!!!
That bathbrush is a real bruiser and the strap is a nasty stinger!
Thank you Miss Laia for teaching me such a good bare bottom lesson.
Steve
February 4, 2012 at 1:24 am
Wow, I hate to admit these things, especially since they may lead to retribution of some sort, but I’ve been making crank calls asking sexy women if they thought I deserved to be spanked, or even violated in the most humiliating way possible for a disobedient young man.
misslaiaspanks
February 4, 2012 at 11:57 am
Dear Steve,
That kind of thing is completely unacceptable and will result in a bare-bottom punishment that’ll leave your sore for days. Count up the number of women you’ve prank called in the past 7 days. For each of them, do the following:
Deliver 200 bare-bottom spanks with the bathbrush and 50 lashes with the tawse, strap or belt.
Next week, we’ll be dealing with your naughty request to be violated in the most humiliating way possible, so check in next Friday (you’re ass will probably STILL be sore from this week’s punishment!)
BadAdam
February 4, 2012 at 11:53 pm
Miss,
I didn’t confess anything in time, is that naughty?
misslaiaspanks
February 5, 2012 at 12:02 am
Dear Adam,
YES. It is very naughty and next week when you check I. (because you WILL check in) I’m going to deal with today’s negligence PLUS all your other naughty deeds. You better enjoy sitting on that bottom of yours this week because by the time I’m done with you, you won’t be able to even think about sitting! You’d better be a good boy this week since you’ve already earned a serious butt blistering.
BadAdam
February 5, 2012 at 12:06 am
Yes, Miss. Your response was rapid. I also replied to your note on FL.
misslaiaspanks
February 5, 2012 at 12:10 am
Dear Adam,
All naughty boys who subscribe to or comment on this blog get responded to ASAP, every time. It’s just the way we roll around here
Welcome!
BadAdam
February 5, 2012 at 12:11 am
Thank you, Miss. I appreciate that. I have a feeling I may be sorry I subscribed.
tommy
February 8, 2012 at 7:03 pm
Hi Miss, i did not post this in time either so i am sorry about that…if it is not too late, here is what i have done recently :
1. paid car payment late because i was too lazy to click and pay online, and got a late fee
2. delayed finishing a writing project and spent time on spanking sites instead